Did you just call me?

No Mom. I just got home....

Well, my phone says you just called me...

No Mom... I think you’re looking at your call history...

My call-what?           

Your call history... where you can scroll through your recent calls to see who’s been trying to reach you.

“Scroll”?                                  

Yeah....you go to Caller ID on your phone...

“Caller ID”?

Yes. The center button on your receiver...

Do you mean, my phone?

Yes (sigh)... actually Mom..... I’ll be right over...

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How could I possibly get frustrated?!.... I’ve been trying to mini-master facebook for weeks, and I’m appalled at how inept I can be! ...and Instagram and Twitter are just around the corner! So... yes Mom... I totally understand, and I WILL be right over!