Alzheimer's Bull (Is It OK to ask? Is It Alzheimer's?)

How's she doing?, you ask.

The answer depends on how you're asking the question?

Are you asking about how her days are going?
Mostly OK. Although the answer sometimes sounds like a question: Mostly OK?

Maybe you want to know how she's feeling?
She mostly feels good. You can hear the white-noise rumble of worry. But she's happy. Now and then (not every day yet) she has a clap of confusion, fear even. But she mostly feels fine.

Or maybe you aren't asking how she's feeling. You mean: How's her body holding up?
Great! She's slowing down a bit but she can still run circles around me.

You know that, though, don't you? She's always been fit as a fiddle. You aren't asking about that at all, are you? Maybe you feel a little confusion about what (and how) you're asking, teetering along the edge of morbidly curious.

You ask, How's she doing?, but you're curious about where she is on the Alzheimer's spectrum.

Is she still driving?
Does she still bake ginger snaps?
Will she know who I am?

You're confused about what and how to ask, but yes, yes, and yes. Like I said, she's mostly ok.

She misplaces more things than she used to. Sometimes she repeats her questions. The forgetfulness surfaces most when she's anxious. Before a gathering at home or an event she needs to attend. Any disruption to her routine, really.

She's pacing and repeating questions today because I took dad to the ER at 3 a.m. this morning. She'll probably misplace something before I get home.

Placebo

And how are YOU doing? you might add.
I'm mostly OK.

But I'm not sure how you're asking that question either.

Perhaps it's: How are you feeling?
Helpless, to be honest.

Or maybe you mean: How are you helping?
Honestly, I don't know how to help. I just show up for a while each month.

I'm a placebo. I don't really do anything. I'm a beneficial effect even though I can't attribute those benefits to anything I do. I help because mom believes I help. Like a patient who feels the effect of the placebo.

Alzheimer's bull

Her Alzheimer's doctor says we're lucky. Unlike many of his patients, mom is not in denial. She's facing this with her headlights on, staring deep into the bull's eyes, fingers clenched around his horns. Aware. She's a slight thing; the bull is not. She knows her chances, but she'll make him work for every lucid drop he tramples.

We're lucky because mom is engaged in her treatment. Mostly lucky. Sometimes the awareness makes her anxious. Anxious because she's sure she's about to forget something if she didn't already forget something.

How's she doing?
Sometimes, she's anxious.

Anxiety is a trigger for misplaced purses, repeated questions, and stunted errands (What was I looking for?).

Anxious twirl

The cycle is vicious.

I'm holding Alzheimer's by the horns. I don't want to forget anything. Did I forget something? I feel anxious. I can't find my purse. Did I forget something? Sometimes I forget but I'm gripping Alzheimer's by the horns. I don't want to forget. Did I forget something? . . .

Anxiety is like the picador's lance in the bull's back. These picas may provide clues about which side the bull is favoring, but they don't make the bull weaker. Just more anxious.

A good night's sleep helps. A steady diet of brain puzzles and predictable tasks deflates the bubble of anxiety. Sometimes I can help. Sometimes more than just by placebo.

Party

Mom turned 80 this month. If you turn 80, you deserve a big party. It's significant.

Mom deserved a party. But she also didn't. Expecting a big party would spiral, the bull making hooved donuts, mom holding his horns with all her slight might, spinning through the air dizzily, helpless.

How are you doing? you might ask her.
Who are you? she might reply.

She didn't deserve the anxiety of expecting a party. So we pretended there wouldn't be one, until thirty minutes before the open-house (not technically a party) started.

Who's coming? she asked.
Everyone. I said.

And they did. And the bull didn't have time to swing her through the air and drop her dizzy in the middle of fifty plus family and friends. She only had time for wonder.

How did you do that?

An Alzheimer's silver lining? She's never been an easy person to surprise, but that day we did. The bull was napping as she navigated gracefully through the waves of family and friends who came to greet her on her significant day.

You should have been there.

Changes

Being here on a regular basis, the changes aren't as shocking.

The change is not sudden, like the one you might feel if you've been away for six months or more. And it is sudden. The change isn't gradual. Yet it is. It's bull.

The bull takes long naps in the pasture. But events are inevitable and can't always be a surprise. Events wake the bull. Sometimes suddenly, with a snort. Or it can be gradual, lazy stretches, then a slow spin. Sometimes only slow, but if he feels the pica, he'll jerk anxiously into a faster spin. I dread the day when there is no spin and he just charges full force. Even a good night's sleep and a full bottle of placebo won't help then, but for now, we're still napping and going for an occasional spin. The changes are sudden and gradual, but not as big as the bull yet.

Corn

Last week we harvested and put up corn. Putting up creamed corn involves several steps as well as some specific timing and methodology. That's enough to make the bull pound his front-left hoof hard into the dirt, especially since mom's picky about her creamed corn. This time, we also had the utility-room sink situation.

We need lots of ice.
I already bought the ice. It's in the freezer.
Where are we going to put it all? I need my sink. You should have fixed the sink.

The bull is beginning to spin her.

I'll get some big tubs or coolers.
They have to be big. You need to get ice.
The ice is in the freezer.
This is going to be hard. How are we going to do this without the sink?

Once she begins to brush the silk from the ears, the bull calms down. There's an occasional snort (Those tubs won't be big enough. What we needed was the sink.), but mostly the bull naps through the blanching, creaming, and bagging, waking occasionally to repeat three or four questions. It's the planning that sends the bull into a twirl. Busy hands . . . something (I forget) mind. Busy hands are good.

Cutters

At the end of the first corn operation, we cleaned up.

Go on. I got this.

The bull seemed to have been lulled into a deep slumber by the predictable rhythms of blanching, cutting, creaming, and bagging. We would all sleep well that night and start the next day fresh.

It started much the same.

We need lots of ice.
I already bought the ice. It's in the freezer.
This is going to be hard. How are we going to do this without the sink?

Then the calming rhythm settled over us as we picked, shucked, and de-silked. Inside, we set the blanching pots to boil.

Where are the cutters?
I don't know. Where did you put them yesterday?
I don't know.

Twirling bull

That bull wasn't as deep in slumber as I had thought. We can't find the cutters. It's hard, after all, to keep things from flying out of control and out of sight when you're gripping the horns for dear life. Dad dashed to the Tractor Supply to buy their last corn cutter. We would need at least one to replace the one we had borrowed.

While we searched high and low (literally), mom had turned my blanching pots off.

They're not boiling yet, she pointed out.
No, you turned them off.
I can't do anything right today.

My heart splattered on the floor. How do I step this one back?

The pots boiled soon enough. I blanched, and she cut. She decided to use her favorite knife instead of the new cutter.

You didn't find the other ones yet?, you ask.
Nope. I even looked through the garbage and in the freezer.

Caretakers

Dad only picked half as many ears on that second day, probably a good thing. We were all tired, and dad wasn't feeling right. That's the other question you might ask.

How's he doing?
Honestly, a little less than OK. This is hard on him.

We neglect the well-being of the caretakers. My grandfather (mom's dad) took care of my grandmother as the bull twirled her in vicious circles. I saw the weariness climb like choking vines up his limbs, around his trunk, as he cared for my grandmother.

How's she doing? everyone would ask.

I don't think very many asked him, How are YOU doing?

Go on, I got this, mom said at the end of the second corn operation.

My heart was still on the floor. Why did I stick that extra pica in the bull's back?

I'm going to finish some work, mom. Then I'll shower and take you to Dirt Cheap.

Something to throw off the bull and let dad rest a bit.

Salvage stores and recovery

Mom loves salvage stores and she brightened when I suggested it.

I hate to shop, but a salvage store isn't like shopping. It's more like an adventure, and it's perfect for anyone who's been spun for two days by an anxious bull. You don't have to remember the shopping list. You don't need a shopping list at all because you can't know what you'll find there.

The inside is much like any scrambled mind.

Diapers stacked next to bags of pinto beans, next to bottles of Armor All. On purpose.
Plastic spatulas, hair clips, rat traps, and shoe laces intentionally hung on the same rack.
Furniture in-between racks of dresses and purses.

It's not necessary to remember where things are because they're not where you would remember.

We laughed and oooh, look!ed for a couple of hours, hours well spent away from corn cutters, far away from my computer. The bull was sound asleep.

We came home with beeswax foot products, chocolates, paintbrushes, boots, and more. We also brought dinner to dad.

How's he doing?
He's mostly OK, but he needs some attention.

What can I do?

They're watching dad today because the electrical system in his ticker is off a bit. Atrial or some such flutter. Mom has been pacing since 3am. After spending time with dad at the hospital, I bring her lunch.

You're a blessing, she says.
No I'm not, I think. I'm a placebo.

I'll stay here until they release dad tomorrow. He's doing OK but it's better to be here.

I'll linger until he's home with mom. I don't want her to spend the night alone.

I'll sit here, doing nothing really, until the bull dozes off again.

How are you doing?, you ask, maybe a little unsure, a little confused about what and how to ask.

It's OK. You can ask.

I'm OK. I'm just trying to be here from mom. For dad too. Trying to pay attention.

I'm just a placebo, but even placebos can calm an anxious bull.

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About the Author ~

Born in Louisiana, Pennie Ann Nichols was raised in three southern states (Louisiana, Tennessee, and Alabama), dipped in California, and seasoned in the Basque province of Spain. She spent the first thirteen years out of the nest at six institutions of higher learning, tried on five different majors, and swung back round to Louisiana with three degrees. She's currently chained to her desk in Baton Rouge where she freelances for World Language textbook companies. Feet bare, tousled hair, PJs, and questionable hygiene: it's a great gig! So far her journey includes 14 years of teaching Spanish, 20+ years as a writer/editor/author, and 29 years of motherhood. She loves to learn (she recently learned to code and speak in pixels) and will continue to meander along disorganized paths of self-discovery and self-creation until she drops dead. Are we there yet? Lord, let's hope not!

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Pennie NicholsJune 7, 20183 Comments